Andy Bittner

the experiment gone rad..

under construction...

00. Send it!
01. Sometimes I wonder if I'm truly not of this earth.
02. I like fondue.
03. Board games are just as good as video games. Sometimes better.
04. TV is alright, but I try to limit my exposure.
05. The protection of the space-time continuum is my first priority.
06. Humans make for fascinating study.
07. Yeah, I'm a Green Bay Packers fan. So?
08. Proud geek.
09. Nothing tantalizes my sense of wonder more than looking up at the stars.
0A. Sex is not only fun, but healthy on many levels [stamina pending].
0B. You know nothing until you realize that you know nothing.
0C. I couldn't be more wrong.
0D. Maximum annoyance factor is reached when somebody clobbers you.
0E. Are you still reading these?
0F. Hexadecimal counting can be fun, but often isn't.
10. Where are my pants?
11. Plenty of disclaimers have I.
12. Cynicism is an art-form.
13. I like to learn a new word everyday.
14. Humor is everywhere.
15. I want to compete in the Amazing Race.
16. Keeping my mouth shut is not one of my strong suits.
17. Irrepressible is a great word.
18. I was born and raised in Milwaukee. In related news, subzero weather sucks ass.
19. Very dark rivers have I crossed.
1A. It's impossible to understand my tone or animation of my voice when it's typed.
1B. I have writer's block.
1C. 17 is a kickass number.